oxytrezart:

Did you know bondage ropes that can light up under UV lights exist? 

I need 1000 of them. 

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via revolutioninpennylane)

petrichoriousparalian:

goldenheartedrose:

This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.

Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on

(Source: iraffiruse, via revolutioninpennylane)

castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

(via deerinthebasement)

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner

(via cannibaldoctoravengeroftheimpala)

ringo-obsession:

I hate when John Lennon makes faces and spastic movements acting as if he has mental or psychomotor disorders… it´s stupid and offensive. Bye.

ownly-lownly:

daisiesforprudence:

rubyreed:

A few of my favorite activities.

i like how they put capitalism in fun letters

i also like how “lesbians” is huge and bolded, like that’s the worst thing up there.Kill your children? Alright. That’s fixable. Make some more.But becoming lesBIAN?? nO…. EVIL

ownly-lownly:

daisiesforprudence:

rubyreed:

A few of my favorite activities.

i like how they put capitalism in fun letters

i also like how “lesbians” is huge and bolded, like that’s the worst thing up there.
Kill your children? Alright. That’s fixable. Make some more.
But becoming lesBIAN?? nO…. EVIL

(via crazedsheninja)

teamladsximpala:

arthurkirklandofficial:

kyriankreep:

mollyiscoolokay:

The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though

image

i dont know whats happening in this post

(Source: melrosedinerr, via revolutioninpennylane)

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

(via cannibaldoctoravengeroftheimpala)

calibornsbottombitch:

coltcelestia:

modebatty:

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

1) It’s title says something
2) The pictures provide what the title says
3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

(Source: take-49, via revolutioninpennylane)

bowtielass:

Handsome.

It’s times like this I am thankful that I’m pansexual

(via melindastan)


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